The Holy Booger

You've seen it on the news before - religious icons appearing in the most unlikely places; Jesus in a tortilla, the 'Virgin Mary' toasted sandwich, the miraculous oil-stain, the Mother Theresa bun etc. etc. Anyway, the whole phenomenon is utterly ridiculous. If YOU were a religious icon, wouldn't you rather appear with dignity -rather than in someone's egg salad on rye? And what of the people who discover these 'miracles' - are they catapulted to a fabulous life of fame and fortune? - Well read on through this thrilling mini-series to find out, following the life of one Eustace Carbuncle, the finder of a miraculous booger. It's just filled with adventure (lie), suspense (lie) and saucy romance (also a lie), and It finishes up with a thrilling conclusion (when I get bored of it)
I hope all two of you like it!